*ahem* My Ninjas, PLEASE!
This shit right here is killing me. The UK-based ‘Brown Corporation‘ [self described as 'a solid company'] has developed the ‘Shit Box’ – literally a cardboard box in which you can do your bidness. Ridiculous.
[ed. note: hell's yeah I put this in the 'green' category...]
::AMNP thanks to Hee for the link::