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Ninja Arithmetic LXVII.5

Our ninja Matt K. – who has submitted a number of Ninja Arithmetic equations – sent me this image last week with the following explanation:

So, I had this idea for the Mercedes Benz building by UN Studio to be a Ninja Arithmetic submission after I saw this [YouTube video embedded below].

However, it turned out more like the image attached, so feel free to use that or make your own off the concept.

It begs the question: if building natural disasters into buildings is the next stage of excess-itecture, what’s next? Will Gehry have artificial tsunamis? Will Zaha build an earthquake simulator?

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79XVdJRKhE0[/youtube]

I think that stands on its own as a post. If any of your architectural musings seem interesting, don’t hesitate to drop me an email at architecture@myninjaplease.com.

Posted: March 10th, 2010
at 6:17am by orangemenace


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Ninja Arithmetic LXVII

[Equation: Projector X steel plate = Henning Larsens Tegnestue’s Danish Opera House]

Thanks to our ninja Tony for submitting this edition of Ninja Arithmetic.

If you’re inspired with an idea for a Ninja Arithmetic post by a project that you come across, don’t hesitate to contact AMNP! You don’t have to make the graphic yourself – simply explain the equation to me in an email, and I’ll handle the rest. Simply end your suggestion to architecture@myninjaplease.com, with “Ninja Arithmetic” in the subject line.

Posted: March 3rd, 2010
at 3:54pm by orangemenace

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Ninja Arithmetic LXVI

[Equation: pencil sharpener – trojan horse x oil money = Godolphin Parks]

WOW… this project, the Godolphin Parks project proposed for Dubai, is absolutely ridiculous – possibly one of the silliest projects I’ve ever seen. I mean, not only is there a silhouette of a horse cut out of this building – but they actually want to build it an eye? WTF?

Thanks to our ninja Devan for submitting this edition of Ninja Arithmetic.

If you’re inspired with an idea for a Ninja Arithmetic post by a project that you come across, don’t hesitate to contact AMNP! You don’t have to make the graphic yourself – simply explain the equation to me in an email, and I’ll handle the rest. Simply end your suggestion to architecture@myninjaplease.com, with “Ninja Arithmetic” in the subject line.

Posted: February 24th, 2010
at 5:31am by orangemenace

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Ninja Arithmetic LXV

[Equation: Sauron’s Tower Sauron‘s all-seeing eye = Miapolis]

Thanks to our ninjas, and AMNP readers Hee and Beth – who unwittingly submitted this week’s Ninja Math to me. Note – I don’t mean to imply that the builders of the Miapolis Tower are evil personified – like Sauron from The Lord of the Rings. I, however, don’t know for sure that they aren’t, either – I’m just saying.

If you’re inspired with an idea for a Ninja Arithmetic post by a project that you come across, don’t hesitate to contact AMNP! You don’t have to make the graphic yourself – simply explain the equation to me in an email, and I’ll handle the rest. Simply end your suggestion to architecture@myninjaplease.com, with “Ninja Arithmetic” in the subject line.

Posted: January 27th, 2010
at 10:04am by orangemenace


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Ninja Arithmetic LXIV

[Solution: a blue whale, X the Yokohama Terminal = the Yeosu Expo 2012 by Nicoletti Associati]

Thanks to AMNP reader Sven for submitting this week’s ninja math. I have to say – it’s basically absurd how much this project looks like ?a beached whale. It should be the new headquarters of Sea World…

If you’re inspired by a project you find on the web to create a ninja arithmetic image of your own, don’t hesitate to drop me an email at architecture@myninjaplease.com And if you don’t feel like making the image yourself, feel free to hit me with the appropriate links and I’ll put the image together.

Posted: January 6th, 2010
at 6:50pm by orangemenace


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Ninja Arithmetic LXIII

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[solution: architecture + God (complex) = The Berg]

This week’s ninja math was submitted by AMNP reader Matt K. – who has been pretty consistently dropping great ninja math equations on us.

::To submit an idea for some ninja math, email us at ARCHITECTURE[at]MYNINJAPLEASE[dot]COM. For past entries, click on the Ninja Arithmetic category under archjutsu::

Posted: November 18th, 2009
at 8:00am by orangemenace


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Ninja Arithmetic LXII

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[solution: SANAA’s New Museum + itself, x an empty glass = Edificio Correos Chile, by Zerafa Architecture Studio]

“Some (ninjas) just need to be called out”.

That’s the only thing AMNP reader Joshua had to add to this submission of Ninja Arithmetic.

::To submit an idea for some ninja math, email us at ARCHITECTURE[at]MYNINJAPLEASE[dot]COM. For past entries, click on the Ninja Arithmetic category under archjutsu::

Posted: November 11th, 2009
at 9:01am by orangemenace

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Ninja Arithmetic LXI

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[solution: The Interlace Residential Complex, Singapore by OMA]

This week’s ninja math was submitted by AMNP reader Mauricio.

::To submit an idea for some ninja math, email us at ARCHITECTURE[at]MYNINJAPLEASE[dot]COM. For past entries, click on the Ninja Arithmetic category under archjutsu::

Posted: October 28th, 2009
at 7:17am by orangemenace


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Ninja Arithmetic LX

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[solution: KAUST Breakwater Beacon, Jeddah, Saudi Arabia by HOK]

This week’s ninja math was submitted by AMNP reader [and repeat ninja arithmetic creator] Matt.

::To submit an idea for some ninja math, email us at ARCHITECTURE[at]MYNINJAPLEASE[dot]COM. For past entries, click on the Ninja Arithmetic category under archjutsu::

Posted: October 21st, 2009
at 10:22am by orangemenace

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Ninja Arithmetic LIX

Brussels Square

[solution: SQUARE – Brussels Meeting Centre, Brussels, Belgium]

This week’s ninja math was submitted by AMNP reader [and repeat ninja arithmetic creator] Matt.

::To submit an idea for some ninja math, email us at ARCHITECTURE[at]MYNINJAPLEASE[dot]COM. For past entries, click on the Ninja Arithmetic category under archjutsu::

Posted: October 7th, 2009
at 3:05pm by orangemenace

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